Do not take this bag into Chessington zoo


Apparently visitors to Chessington zoo will not be allowed to wear animal prints, including any zebra, leopard, tiger and hyena imitations.  Bouncers will be on hand to prevent any cow print wearing miscreant sneaking through and confusing the animals.  Python print smugglers will be forced into unstylish gray boiler suits.

You have been warned.  Don’t.  Just don’t.




South African writer, crafter and all round animal lover
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